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You're walking in the woods of West Egg
there's no one around and your phone is at home
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Jay Gatsby
He's following you about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he's gaining on you!
Jay Gatsby
You're looking for you automobile, but your all turned around
He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, My God there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
from Jay Gatsby
He's brandishing a knife
its Jay Gatsby
lurking in the shadows
West Egg millionaire Jay Gatsby
living in the woods
Jay Gatsby
killing for sport
Jay Gatsby
Eating all the bodies
Actual Cannibal Jay Gatsby
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
but your hopelessly lost yourself
stranded in the woods with a murderer!
You creep silently through the underbrush
A-ha! In the distance
A small dock with a light on
Hope! You move stealthy towards it
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
Swimming to the dock (quiet, quiet)
Now your at the dock
Standing on it: Jay Gatsby
Sharpening an axe it's Jay Gatsby
but he doesn't hear you climbing Jay Gatsby
you're sneaking up behind him
Strangling millionaire Jay Gatsby
fighting for your life with Jay Gatsby
Wrestling a knife from Jay Gatsby
stab him in the kidney
Safe at last from Jay Gatsby
You swim back over to the dark woods
blood oozing from your stump leg
you have beaten Jay Gatsby
Wait! He isn't dead!
Gatsby surprise!
There's a gun to your head and Daisy in his eyes
But you can do jujitsu
body-slam millionaire Jay Gatsby
Legendary fight with Jay Gatsby
Normal Tuesday night for Jay Gatsby
You try to swing an axe at Jay Gatsby
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
you're chopping off his head now
you have just decapitated Jay Gatsby!
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
you fall to your knees and catch your breath
you're finally safe from Jay Gatsby
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spoofed off of:Rob Cantor's Shia Labeouf Live
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You're walking in the woods of West Egg
there's no one around and your phone is at home
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Jay Gatsby
He's following you about 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he's gaining on you!
Jay Gatsby
You're looking for you automobile, but your all turned around
He's almost upon you now and you can see there's blood on his face, My God there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
from Jay Gatsby
He's brandishing a knife
its Jay Gatsby
lurking in the shadows
West Egg millionaire Jay Gatsby
living in the woods
Jay Gatsby
killing for sport
Jay Gatsby
Eating all the bodies
Actual Cannibal Jay Gatsby
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
but your hopelessly lost yourself
stranded in the woods with a murderer!
You creep silently through the underbrush
A-ha! In the distance
A small dock with a light on
Hope! You move stealthy towards it
but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
Swimming to the dock (quiet, quiet)
Now your at the dock
Standing on it: Jay Gatsby
Sharpening an axe it's Jay Gatsby
but he doesn't hear you climbing Jay Gatsby
you're sneaking up behind him
Strangling millionaire Jay Gatsby
fighting for your life with Jay Gatsby
Wrestling a knife from Jay Gatsby
stab him in the kidney
Safe at last from Jay Gatsby
You swim back over to the dark woods
blood oozing from your stump leg
you have beaten Jay Gatsby
Wait! He isn't dead!
Gatsby surprise!
There's a gun to your head and Daisy in his eyes
But you can do jujitsu
body-slam millionaire Jay Gatsby
Legendary fight with Jay Gatsby
Normal Tuesday night for Jay Gatsby
You try to swing an axe at Jay Gatsby
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
you're chopping off his head now
you have just decapitated Jay Gatsby!
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
you fall to your knees and catch your breath
you're finally safe from Jay Gatsby
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spoofed off of:Rob Cantor's Shia Labeouf Live
Please tell me if this needs improvements
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:iconlarryjohnson228:
LarryJohnson228 Featured By Owner May 31, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch :)
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Redfin950 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016
You're welcome, like your Harley x Catwoman stuff and Elsanna
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Tigerman354 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2016  Student Writer
Hey, how's things?
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Redfin950 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2016
Good, you're back on my watch list
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Tigerman354 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2016  Student Writer
Thanks, I just switched accounts to this new one; nothing to be afraid of!
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Tigerman354 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2016  Student Writer
Hey, how's things?
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0biwanken0bie Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015
Britney Spears So Excited!! 
Thank you so much for adding my artwork to your collection!
I'm so happy I could almost snort! ;)
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Redfin950 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015
Your welcome
:)
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